© accioloki
    you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it
— This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)
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I realized why you’re not my cup of tea.

I drink coffee.


— Melanie, Movielike (via perfect)
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    3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee
— Margot N., preppylane (via preppylane)
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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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mythicarticulations:

Our next project in the works. This is what the poseable Chupacabra is for. Should be available in our Etsy store in a few weeks.

On the long list of things i need.

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valiantprouvaire:

"just ask them out!"

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andreagambadoro:

Where have I ended up? 

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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

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deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website

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squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

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lesbegayunicorns:

cmaximustho:

lesbegayunicorns

Unicorns are real.

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because-ymir:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

I need this in my life

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