I realized why you’re not my cup of tea.
I drink coffee.
Our next project in the works. This is what the poseable Chupacabra is for. Should be available in our Etsy store in a few weeks.
On the long list of things i need.
"just ask them out!"
Where have I ended up?
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even
glorious beings on this website
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.
^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate
I need this in my life